Ode to my uvula rotting in a biohazard waste facility with all the other surgically removed human parts
Dangly thing; throat scrote
yawns, laughs, and screams will never
quite appear the same
My assumption is
you've found my appendix in
body part heaven
And together you're
tearin' up non-essential
snipped body parties
posted by annie @ 12:03 PM
11 Comments:
that might be my favorite ever
Throat scrote, that's hilarious. Kinda reminds me of "chumming the ocean" from our old friend Sexy Time.
From tonsil tragedy comes great art.
Your tonsils and you were never meant to be.
"It's better to have loved and had tonsils, then to have never had tonsils at all."
sweet!
annie, you are becoming the most efficient human ever.
no non-essential body parts for you:
evolution by unnatural deselection!
dig it.
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I think deselection means the genes which evolved became useless or didn't suit the animal's environment, and therefore after a long period of time, were lost because of lack of activity. In Annie's case I think the products of her genes were hyper-active, and therefore needed removal by our unnatural friend, "techmology."
So I'm not quite sure if this is technically evolutionary.
Sorry Annie, but keep up the good work.
it's modern evolution greg.
old-fashioned evolution takes too long. get with the '06 program.
p.s. whenever i read that title i think of mutilated genitals.
back with a VENGEANCE.
the best haiku + comment strand ever.
now how can we get you to sock it to that borat & swing on up to the midwest? i bet you could totally quit and get a better job by march 23. DOOO IT.
modern evolution is to slow....I think what I'm after is post-modern evolution, the kind that takes 165,000,000 years again.
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