Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Ode to my uvula rotting in a biohazard waste facility with all the other surgically removed human parts

Dangly thing; throat scrote
yawns, laughs, and screams will never
quite appear the same

My assumption is
you've found my appendix in
body part heaven

And together you're
tearin' up non-essential
snipped body parties

11 Comments:

Blogger demetri said...

that might be my favorite ever

12:44  
Blogger ryan said...

Throat scrote, that's hilarious. Kinda reminds me of "chumming the ocean" from our old friend Sexy Time.

From tonsil tragedy comes great art.

13:44  
Blogger greg said...

Your tonsils and you were never meant to be.

"It's better to have loved and had tonsils, then to have never had tonsils at all."

14:40  
Blogger Kelli at College Library said...

sweet!
annie, you are becoming the most efficient human ever.
no non-essential body parts for you:
evolution by unnatural deselection!
dig it.

15:37  
Blogger greg said...

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16:03  
Blogger greg said...

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16:15  
Blogger greg said...

I think deselection means the genes which evolved became useless or didn't suit the animal's environment, and therefore after a long period of time, were lost because of lack of activity. In Annie's case I think the products of her genes were hyper-active, and therefore needed removal by our unnatural friend, "techmology."

So I'm not quite sure if this is technically evolutionary.

Sorry Annie, but keep up the good work.

16:52  
Blogger Kelli at College Library said...

it's modern evolution greg.
old-fashioned evolution takes too long. get with the '06 program.

20:00  
Blogger Kelli at College Library said...

p.s. whenever i read that title i think of mutilated genitals.

20:04  
Blogger becca said...

back with a VENGEANCE.

the best haiku + comment strand ever.

now how can we get you to sock it to that borat & swing on up to the midwest? i bet you could totally quit and get a better job by march 23. DOOO IT.

21:56  
Blogger greg said...

modern evolution is to slow....I think what I'm after is post-modern evolution, the kind that takes 165,000,000 years again.

19:35  

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