Oddly prescient joke:
What's the coolest injury?
A hip injury.
posted by ryan @ 6:07 PM
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13 Comments:
how are there no comments for this yet? i crack up every time...
does this qualify as a lame-o, noonztoonz?
i was going to ask if this had anything to do with our tendency to bruise each other?
and yes, bex, totally qualifies.
I wrote the joke a couple months ago when I briefly entertained a career in popsicle stick joke writing. The prescient aspect of it refers to my hip mysteriously hurting a couple of days ago. Isn't there some saying about life imitating art?
And Annie, while we did beat the shit out of Greg a couple nights back, the experience did not inform this haiku.
are there more jokes from your brief career? i am a huge fan of jokes.
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so I deleted my comments here, let there be no mystery. I don't how but annie and I posted at exactly the same moment and I think we startled the blogosphere.
It's all just a matter of degrees.
20:28
you weren't gonna just post the chicago bears fightsong again, were you greg? because i think every time you do that they lose another game.
every time i see more comments i think there will be more jokes!
tell me a jooooooooke.
maybe you should start a joke blog annie. the only other joke i wrote is about working hard v. not working too frequently but that would be difficult to put on a popsicle stick and kids would not understand.
hey annie, have you heard about the dyslexic pimp?
the "tell me a joooke" line was mostly for keclik because that's what we used to ask her computer. but we had such think midwestern accents that the computer wouldn't understand what we were saying and would reply reluctantly, "ok, back to work."
had to be there.
what happened to the dyslexic pimp?
he bought a warehouse
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