you can't make this up

"i've got confidence
in al gonzalez doin'
the job"--gwb

almost as good as ours

hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Old friend, Cro Bagnon,
Your douche Kingdom hath no end,
'Bag Superhero.

Duke Nukem Douchebag
It's time to Bleeth and chew gum
I'm all out of gum.

-- danny bonnadouchey

Fire giver too strong
Cro Bagnon Burnt Angry GRRR
women need help bagnon.

-- SkanderDouche

'The Rock' eyebow douche
unbuttons his shirt four down.
Need towel for face grease.

-- Grigori Rasdouchin

no fake 'n bake, that.
mandana usurped by gel.
love your geico ads.

-- douche of earl

What in the

It is sometimes called
La-La Land but also known
fondly as Hell-A.

post 900

calzones, bechamel
marxist mind control potions
in every loaf