open book exam

failing my midterms
i came with all the answers
not the right questions

your future self

hello demetri
sunday there will be football
and there will be snacks

jesus and santa
put a horsehead in your bed
not our idea


love,
the gang

Mom, What's the Name of the Story You're About to Tell?

Jessie Mourning Max
And Not Sure If She Should Give
Her Heart to Freddy*.

*Freddy = Jenny, Jen-Jen Buttafuoco, former Klaver family cat now buried in the backyard in a rollerblade box.

I saw the li-ight.
There's sighing in the kitchen,
hail on the solstice.

you ku style copped, again

albums of the year?
"my dick in a box" alone's
better than any

souled-thru harmonics
bob dylan's hair in curlers
more than this is yours

corral room bathroom graffiti haiku

on the count of 3
everybody run back
to your fantasy

trust the garbage in the streets

find traffic and hate
mail. two temporals don't make
one vaccination.

panicky dirty liberal snow huggers

the place to retire?
there is no scientific
evidence at all!

the tender hipsters

sitting butt-level . . .
when i'm legal i won't drink
at underage shows

we're all cool around here

should i call the cops
or the landlord when the dumb
fuck downstairs pounds drums?

c.i.a. ca. 2002

train like vain things. a
bedouin sank a savior
sailing south. j.c.

assume the signs made sense

When I crash land on
the moon I'll have allied rocks
who are all small shares

the orange concierge
led the lemon ladies late
to the blueball room

stuck at the urinal

everlastingly
forever eternally
struggling to pee

yupster

death cab to rehab
desperate to unlearn life from
leftover hippies

from THANKSGIVING HAIKU

Mary K’s Blogger Profile

That’s how I found out

I was a Year of the Dog

not Year of the Ram.

Medical Observation

Your mom always says

prophylactic instead of

preventative, yo.

Mr. Wu

He can find the pinched

nerves, and then charges twenty

bucks an area.

Uncle John Gets Meta

The haiku master

was born to total greatness:

seventeen fingers.