Two year old nephew,
when throwing paper airplane,
declares, "that one blows."

Happy Birthday, Haiku Baby

Hopefully blogs are
like restaurants and we've passed
the ol' one-year test.

On Tom Arnold's The Kid & I (Rent it!)

You know you're in for
a wild ride when the movie
starts with Plot Point 2.

Hello, Haiku! (for Greg)

public static void
main String args System dot out
dot print line: haiku

the angel came for the show

he succeeded by
sucking seed, know what i mean?
dirty jokes, oh yeah

er

onslaught of laughter
great bye nepotism good
night time decider

things i learned at work

meetings are pow-wows
outstanding's no longer great
malls are so eighties

paraphrasing louise bogan

you will be again
as normal, selfish, heartless
as anyone else

On aesthetics

That's a nice picture
because of the colors, not
because of my face.

tramp stamped divorcee
your superiority
has diminished me

Para Nashville: Con Besos, Chicago

Life gives you lemons
and you make salisbury steak
pizza, like Jesus.

this thursday i am the new age sister

Mercury couldn't just
go retrograde but had to
slice across the sun

alright, i'll take thursday too

let's play a dinner
game called: what's more depressing
than salisbury steak?

grandma naps, then grandpa naps

and when he lays down
she says, i guess we'll just eat
dinner tomorrow.

spread it out. the leaves are gone.

Nuerological
disorder characterized
by painful headaches

staring like something's wrong

A lengthy span of
time from the dawn of complex
life too natural.

Benefits of Being a Poetry Editor

Berman’s postcard—bought
in Scotland, sent from Nashville—
says try in ’08.

against the day

early word for t.
pynchon's latest is surprise
it is mind blowing

home (scene 2)

i'd rather have love's
death grip around my neck than
set mousetraps alone

non-acronymous band reception acrimony

disregarding the
avant garde for a moment
for real, who's better?

the toys get it

static metaphors
tonka trucks in the sandbox
ready to move earth

you know what you do when you assume

you make somebody
make a joke about the ass
the you and the me

Kierkegaard's notion of identity

grow a beard and the
whole world grows with you; shave it
and you shave alone

born into life

word-loving half-deaf
brassy asymetrical
turbo bizbot --> dead.

obeeyotchuary

downwardly mobile
alcoholique sought madness
attained only glee