found internet haikus about colbert's telling off the great decider at the w.h. press correspondents' dinner

wait so did he kill
or did he bomb? me confused
(and did not see it)

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Colbert gave George Bush
an opportunity to
laugh along with him,

but Bush cannot face
any criticism (and
neither can his wife).

All he had to do
was go "Zing, you got me dude",
then it's all a joke --

Because he didn't,
it looked like a bloodbath, and
that's what he deserves.

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being afraid of
an angry potentate is
kind of old-fashioned

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it was colbert's win,
well, his and his writing staff's
(helen thomas too)