Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Maybe I think about this too much.

Because pineapple
is the most dangerous fruit.
Second? Coconut.

3 Comments:

Blogger ryan said...

The watermelon, then, would be third, right? More massive but less spiky and resilient. Not throwable, but certainly droppable.

15:59  
Blogger Unknown said...

Yes, Ryan. Yes. And then olives.

09:08  
Blogger ryan said...

On second thought, perhaps the pumpkin should be third. The handle would provide additional leverage.

15:45  

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