Sock with a hole

super glue your shoes
give them love and stick to it
that was nice of you

I was refused

I tried to edit
on Haiku you ku tonight
calm is the new up

evergreen old boy

laugh then the world does
worry and the world doesn't
hurry and come back

the wal-mart effect

marsh supermarkets -
our experts in fresh no more.
thanks again walton.

The Going Exchange Rate

primetime bartering
i'll trade my 0s and 1s
for 7s & 5s

(i just got becca's--
the bird hitting the window?
the show is over?)

Found Haiku (made by robby with fridge magnets)

the sea licks our feet
like lazy wind you blow me
summer irony

Call, Response, Fall From Grace

Supportlinebreaknew
line: endif there's joy in you
H-T-M-boo-hoo.

People's souls climb out,
find the nearest bingo hall,
buy the big dabber.

As I try to feel
every moment as glamour
my nose smacks the pane.

perpetual campus jubilee

all these poor students
expected to learn so much
but so hungover

Vitamin H?

Despite waking late,
I maintained a zen-like state.
Is it the haikus?

Ofoto pics up

Congratulations
dear team on a successful
Thanksgiving road tour

a morbid question

do people's souls hatch
from their skulls like birds from eggs
when they keel over?

For the Roomies.

Tennessee whiskey.
It's been at least four long years.
Sure want to vomit.

imprisoned emancipator

abraham lincoln,
the classic angel of gloom,
you wept in public.

Delicate dancers,
making each other nervous.
You have what I want.

anyone else but you

goodbye my dear fleece
bad time to brake a zipper
you new it was cold

we're not the kids

I read and reread
then I recovered my thought
fun repetitions

For Hanna

One has fallen ill.
Stipe said it might be like this.
Feel better, weirdo.

Strawberry Haiku

* * * * *
* * * * * * *
The twelve red berries.

-Richard Brautigan

from the scary Jesus pamphlet I was given today:

Reformed lawbreakers:
please don't jump without jesus.
Ten out of ten die.

meta haiku i

if dipthongs don't count
as only one syllable
then i just screwed up

October Wire

Some day time will tell
Hour of the avant turncoats
Yes, Pink Floyd and Ilk

Wars Going Down in the Midwest

Oprah won't shut up:
Meth is killing everyone.
Gee, you're so pretty.

a love story.

return a dolphin.
do not worry about how;
we have games to play.

Don't be scared.

Billy Corgan's first
couple haikus were decent
but the rest sure sucked.

my memory wanted more Jordan

third draft overall
he dunked from the free throw line
two nikes long legs swoosh

five monday evening haiks

mental dental nurse
cleaning my jacked open mouth
i can't answer you

fraternity of
celibate men, no women
but relatives touch

an eyebrow waxing
if it's involuntary
is less unmanly

the difficult cult
rejecting banalities
abjectifying

icicle circle
in which we summon demons
don't you ever melt

Worldwearyish

Return to normal
schedules, postures, gazes, boots--
Welcome autumn back.

Karma Chameleon

Bad day at Black Rock.
Boy George headline made me weep.
I am so emo.

It's a Twister

Speedy Gonzales
cocksucker motherfucker
Speaks of rainbow smiles

Probably only the second haiku ever written about that cat.

silent, judgmental
safe but constantly nervous
poops outside the box

-Kelli and Ryan

sleep schedule fucked

go pack and then go.
pomeranian dream farm,
when will you show up?

Round Up

Rayza is a joy.
Snuggling under the covers,
sharing her dear warmth.

-Mary K.


Forbidden vodka.
My drawers have no skeleton.
Scoop out the wishbone.

-Annie


That looks custom made.
Don't watch One Life to Live yet.
You're not coming back.

-Becca


Lesbian gravy.
Bedazzled Bag Lady's nose.
Reach in and grab one.

-Becca & Hanna


First night in Wisco:
puked in a law student's home-
did not feel unkempt.

-Hanna


Albums on acid.
I'm snowing from the butthole.
Keep that dog away.

Slurping wine and booze,
digging in the Christmas dish.
Way too ambient.

-Andy

testing

freak radiation
spreads lobotomous outlooks
catatonia

Thankfully the Bird
remains flightless- he'd surely
fly back to heaven.

fuck a john wayne man

get a car alarm
the hermanos rodriguez
could use some new wheels

direct TV

Its hard to believe
people can forget Jesus.
Let's ask Bibleman.

Deep Step Come Shining
Andrew, angel skin jacket
Bears beat Bucs by three

home again?

the flash of brake lights!
don't ask a librarian-
circumvent the tired.

Andrew Bird Fest

Twenty-Nine oh Eight
North Spaulding Avenue: Chi-
cago, Illinois.

5:56 PM Thanksgiving 2005

Welcome y bienvenidos.

Please to condense your thoughts into 5-7-5 and post below.

eat ice cream naked
awkward thanksgiving teamwork
sex with a zombie