maintain myriad
flirtations. you're great. you should
shine against the dull

all the craziness
desire brings, the crude pleasures
the depravities

olds

competition is
fierce dans le monde de moustache
is that a three-tier?

wall street journal haiku

Rise in Downloading
Fails to Boost Industry; A
Retailing Shakeout

For Demetri

Both: admirable.
But democracies evolve,
"move on" (as they say).

I'm gonna need some more testosterone.

I bet this guy thinks

we're a bunch of amateurs.

Time to prove him wrong!

How To Be A Bizbot: CFO Conference

don't shower; inside
out underwear; fart; bleed from
fresh scrape on keyboard

Office mate: big creep

East coast, old money
Dartmouth, UVA, Sidley
Let me touch your boobs??

political haiku of the day #2

steve, you called it. you've
probably seen this; this guy
says why he did it

four years long

what if they rise up
in strength and go stop, enough
the length alone sucks?

Action photo!

Can someone explain

exactly what's HAPPONING

in this photograph??

Whatever, we're grown-ups.

Would we act this way

if we had not been drinking?

Oh ya... probably.

Mob Mentality

have your fun, dear jerks
but remember i am an
APEX PREDATOR!!!!!!!

Atomically and Mathematically but not nowadays

We are black swans who
sing broken songs tripling
nine notes in coda

r.i.p. haiku baby?

teary commencement
ceremony, moustaches
on bottles, ollie

the museum of online museums

the vintage hi-fi
brochure gallery? grocery
list collections? fun